Naughty young girl

Try the following after a night of sex. Imagine waking up in his arms, thinking about the night before and getting excited again. He is still sleeping, so you have to wake him up and light him. I do it like this. I caress his ass gently and slowly scratch it with my fingernails. When he wakes up, he'll probably want to lay you down and quickly fuck you, but don't give him control

How to fuck a daddy

The first time you see his cock, shout "HOW BIG!" Touch it cautiously, as if you are afraid of it, but look at it with great interest, as if you exalt it. Then giggle and say, "Daddy, your baby wants a lollipop." Use your teeth and bite it like it's your first time having oral sex with someone

How to pick up a woman for sex

Women love sex. If the target is thirty-five years old, she has gone to bed with at least twenty-five men. Once she leaves the bar with you, that's when she's on the hook. Her motives can range from getting pure sex with no strings attached, or showing her friends she can do it, to getting to know you better.

How to make a bad marriage

There are many reasons why people get married, and some of those reasons are what most would call "the real reasons". These can include love, friendship, the need to be with the right person, etc. For the rest of us who later realize we made a mistake, the following points explain how to make the wrong decision and how to do nothing about it. This is a humorous way of looking at the seriousness of making the wrong decision